I went to a costume party last night that was also sort of a birthday party for me. I'm now 28, and I dressed up as Rainbow Brite. It was a lot of fun. But I'm writing this because I want to publicly thank that chick who did The Worm for everyone at the party last night.
Girl, that was the best Worm I have ever seen in my life. I'm sorry I didn't get up from the table now to get a closer look, because your Worm had great height and distance, and I only caught a bit of it, but man. Your Worm kicks all the other Worms' asses.
Your body was, like, meant to do The Worm. I wonder how you discovered that you could do such a kickass Worm. Did you just try it one day and have awesome, natural Worm ability? Or did you perfect and hone your Worm until it evolved into the showstopper it is today?
I have so much to learn from you, The Worm Girl. I hope we cross paths again soon.