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April 12, 2006

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Oh jeez, you've got a job, too. Whoops.

SPEAKING OF MOVIES YOUR BOTTOM IS FAT

FAT LIKE A BIG SOFT TACO SHELL OF A THEATER FILLED WITH A LAYER OF SIN CITY REFRIED BEANS AND VON TRIER STYLE GROUND BEEF WITH FRESH LOST IN TRANSLATION TOMATOES AND A THIN LAYER OF MULLHOLLAND DRIVE LETTUCE COVERED IN A SPICY PEPPER THREE... EXTREMES SAUCE

CHRIST IS SUFFERING ON THE CROSS RIGHT NOW BECAUSE THE LIE OF EVOLUTION SPREADS LIKE POKEMON IN THE NIGHT WIND

Is that person for real???

RACHEL WHEN HIS GLORY DESCENDS FROM HEAVEN WILL YOU BE IN THE PIZZA HUT OF ABORTION OR THE DIGIORNO'S OF PARADISE

WILL YOUR NAME BE WRITTEN ON THE TOMBSTONE OF LIFE OR WILL IT BE ON THE PAPA JOHN'S OF ETERNAL DAMNATION

DO NOT SELL YOURSELF FOR DIPPING SAUCE AND FREE PEPPERONCINIS RACHEL THAT IS THE GATEWAY TO THE DARKNESS LIKE LOT'S WIFE OR THOSE THAT GUY WHO LIKED TO MAKE IT WITH PANDAS THAT THEY TALK ABOUT SOMEWHERE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BOOK OF NUMBERS

LOOK IT UP YOUR SOUL HANGS IN THE BALANCE

*beats him over the head with one of my Yahoo! fantasy baseball bats*

CORY THOSE LITTLE STARS WILL NOT COVER YOUR SIN

THE TWO ALL BEEF PATTIES SPECIAL SAUCE LETTUCE CHEESE PICKLES ONION ON A SESAME SEED BUN OF CHRIST WILL ALWAYS SHATTER THE HAVE IT YOUR WAY OF LUCIFER

THOSE PICKLES WERE IN HIS DIVINE PLAN AND WHEN YOU ASKED FOR THEM TO BE TAKEN OFF YOU HELPED THAT ROMAN SOLDIER PIERCE HIS SIDE

THE COCK CROWED THREE TIMES AND ALL YOU COULD DO WAS STUFF YOUR MOUTH WITH ONION RINGS AND SAY "MUPH MOMPH MPNOT MEPHS MPHAN MOMPH MPHEW MPEW MPHEEK"

TOMORROW HE IS RISEN WILL YOU CHOSE GLORY OR HASH ROUNDS

GLORY OR HASH ROUNDS

D*mn good onion rings, though. Wish I had mayo with 'em, though.

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