I am shaped like Kim Kardashian, minus the fake boobs. She is trimmer and fitter than I am, but we are both short, short-waisted, ultra curvy with big butts. It's a blessing and a curse.
But I am not a millionaire celebutante with a stylist and a wardrobe that goes for miles. I shop at Goodwill. But even I know that those of us with serious hips don't wear this sort of skirt. No one, frankly, should wear this sort of skirt, but especially not myself or Kim Kardashian.
And it pisses me off that she doesn't know better.
Why did I just spend 5 minutes writing this? God knows, but now I am pissed at myself that I did.