Immediately after I hung up with the CTA a man sat down next to me. I guess his penis must have been about four feet long and two feet wide, because I can think of no other reason why he felt the need to spread his knees apart like he was visiting the gynecologist.
Been reading Mimi Smartypants for a decade. Here's why.
Bitch has been bringing the funny since DIARYLAND -- so you KNOW that's old school. :)
Posted by: Ariel | November 18, 2011 at 11:05 AM