Today, for work, I wrote this on the TV station's Facebook wall:
Hikers Spot Mountain Lion near UC Santa Cruz - If you are confronted by a mountain lion, do not try to run away, face the animal, appear as big as possible, make loud noises, and report the incident to the Santa Cruz Police Dept or Fish and Game.
Someone responded with this in the comments:
I'm gonna shoot it with my weenie juice
I LOVE YOU INTERNET!!
Posted by: Ariel Stallings | January 18, 2012 at 07:31 PM
That may actually be unavoidable, but I'm guessing he'd miss.
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Posted by: Jprestonian.blogspot.com | January 19, 2012 at 09:04 AM
made me LOL to read that. i'm still betting on the mtn lion, despite his mighty ... fluids ... bravado. LOL.
Posted by: Joseph Powell | January 20, 2012 at 12:47 PM
Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Posted by: Jagadiah | January 23, 2012 at 11:25 AM