(above) Headline writing finery
"It's worth asking him what the fuck he was thinking, but if the answer is (as I suspect it is), that he genuinely just didn't know, he should be fired for gross ignorance unbecoming of any self-respecting journalist, not for racism."
Catch Your Cat, A Cat Wrangling Service in New York City
I could have used this service when I had to get two cats into a single Southwest pet carrier. Twice. There were tears. Twice.
Man Found Alive After 2-Months in Snow-Buried Car
Next time I scream "I NEED TO EAT" I'll remember that I don't. Maybe.
Unfortunate Ellipses Placement
Jealous?!
It's possible to plan a wedding in an afternoon
Aw, Zoe. Yay. This gives me such hope.
Lab-Grown Hamburger Makes It to the Menu
"My financier was not very interested in sausages."
I love my wife. My wife is dead.
Oof.
On my train ride this morning.
Made going to work suck less.
As for your elliptical encounter with your steam cleaner...
When a potential partner asks if you're clean, that is not what they had in mind!
Posted by: John Gregor | February 20, 2012 at 11:15 PM