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Chewed-Up Calamari Ring

I don't know how Michael K. of DListed posts as much as he does while CONSISTENTLY making me laugh so hard I get the sideeye from my co-workers.

I mean, this just had me choking on my juice:

This is extremely good news for fans of uncut dick and fans of dick of every kind (aka the team I'm on). More uncut dick for us! I've never cared if the peen is naked or wearing a Slanket. It has never mattered to me. I've seen some scary-looking uncut peen and I've seen a cut dick that looked like it was wearing a chewed-up calamari ring as a necklace. They botched that shit. 

I don't go to DListed for the celebrity gossip. I go for Michael K. 

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