I won't say that I failed, because that would inaccurate, but there is no way in hell I'm getting that sucker finished by the end of the month. No way, no how. However! I have constructed a three-month plan and outline, so there will be a book, by God. I'm just going to be less speedy about it.
But much respect to my writing buddy, Short & Fat, who would never, ever cheat to win. Go, guy, go.