The taglines at the tippy top of this page are wildly outdated. "Madonna should be so lucky"? "I was sixth in a stupid blog gameshow"? That was moons ago, and that first one I mentioned was never that good anyway.
A couple of them are still funny to me, so they'll stay. Like "cunting up the interweb" and "The Lynch mob forms to the left". But the rest have to go.
And who better to contribute than you, clever reader. Last time I asked for submissions it was a great success. Submit as many as you want, as many times as you want. My favorites will be chosen in one weeks' time, and my very favorite contribution will receive a prize in the mail. Provided you trust me enough with your mailing address.
So, have at it. And be nice. You may think I'm a no-talent narcisstic whore, but that doesn't make for a good tagline.