Me: Hi, I'd like to order a pizza for delivery.
Roma Guy: Okay. What is your address?
Me: 1234 Berryhill Street (fake address, stalkers)
Roma Guy: 1234 Perilville Street?
Me: No, Berryhill.
Roma Guy: Pleralville?
Me: No, B-E-R-R-Y-H-I-L-L.
Roma Guy: What street is it off of?
Me: We are near the corner of Main and Stratford.
Roma Guy: Hold on, lemme check.
(on hold for approximately two minutes)
Roma Guy: [deep sigh] Now where are you again?
Me: Near the corner of Main and Statford.
Roma Guy: What street are you off of? Because you are not on the map.
Me: You know what? Never mind. I'm afraid my pizza will never make it here.
Roma Guy: [irritated and nasty] Fine, then. [hangs up]
I guess it is peanut butter and jelly tonight, kids.