I adopted two kittens in February, and they are terrific and awesome, but one of them has a problem. It's more my problem, really.
She licks my eye when I'm asleep.
Every night this week between 2:30 and 3:30 a.m. she has licked my eye. It's a horrible, horrible way to wake up. It's like this quick little jabby lick, and when you are deep in REM sleep it feels like an alien poking you in the eyeball.
Of course, when I come to with a start I'm staring face to face with this.
Which is really cute, but that thing also just LICKED MY EYE. She goes right for the corner.
What can I do to make her stop? I have the squirt bottle handy, but by the time I wake up due to cat tongue in my eyeball, it's too late.
This is the creepiest thing ever. Please, cat community, help me train my crazy eye-licking kitten.